There’s a story going around — unconfirmed, it’s a Reddit TIL, nobody who gets paid to be right has dug it up — that a man named Geoff Smith set a world record by spending one hundred and forty-seven days buried six feet underground in a box seven feet by two and a half by two and a half, with a nine-inch ventilation shaft as his only contact with the world. Air down the shaft. Food down the shaft. A hundred and forty-seven days of meals the diameter of a soup can. And his motivation? To beat the European record of a hundred and one days — set by his own mother. Sloane walks through what it means that we quarantine a single mango at the border but hand a man a world record for surviving his own funeral, with no agency, no form, no rule standing in the way except his mom’s previous score. Kiki and Sloane co-anchor the heartbreaking story of Chutou, the Chinese celebrity dog with over a million followers, stolen the moment his owner stepped away — with Sloane closing on the million witnesses who couldn’t see the truck. Blaze covered the new ISS leak NASA is sheltering the astronauts from. And we closed on Hyperion — the tallest living tree on Earth, three hundred and eighty-one feet, whose location is a guarded secret because the people who loved it most kept trampling it. If you enjoyed today’s program, a like would mean the absolute world to me, and subscribing is basically just good manners at this point. Share this with someone who’s been keeping a record nobody told you about. Sweetly, Kiki.
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